value (n.) the regard that something is held to deserve
value (v.) to estimate the monetary worth of
value (?) vibes, mostly
val·u·a·tor /ˈvalyo͞oˌātər/ — one who values

VALUATOR . DEV

A valuation toolkit, presented with maximum disrespect for your eyes.

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CAUTION: ASSESSING VALUE IS DANGEROUS WORK. WEAR EYE PROTECTION.

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// THE TOOLS (actually useful, despite appearances)

tool 01

Comp Finder

Surface comparable assets by feature vector. Cosine similarity, k-NN, and a healthy dose of gut feel.

$ valuator comps --asset eth-l2 --k 12

tool 02

DCF Calc

Discounted cash flow with a confidence interval. Because pretending you know the discount rate is fine, actually.

tool 03

Vibe Index

Sentiment-weighted asset score. Equal parts data and not-data.

+72.3

tool 04

Margin Math

Gross, net, and the kind that gets you fired. Tabular output, anti-tabular formatting.

tool 05

Auction Sim

Run a sealed-bid second-price auction in your terminal. Bidders are imaginary. Dollars too, probably.

tool 06

Rugpull Radar

Heuristic warnings for assets you should not be valuing in the first place.

!! 4 SIGNALS DETECTED

tool 07

Quick Multiple

EV / EBITDA, P/E, P/S, P/whatever. Output is a number, attitude included.

tool 08

Confidence Wobbler

Inject realistic uncertainty into your point estimates. Replaces false precision with true noise.

tool 09

Receipts.txt

Plain-text export of every assumption you made, ranked by how much you'll regret it.

THE 4 CONVICTIONS

  1. 01. A pretty interface is a confession of nothing to say.
  2. 02. A valuation without uncertainty is a guess in formalwear.
  3. 03. Monospace is a personality, not a font.
  4. 04. If a tool deserves to exist, it deserves to look weird.

END OF SITE. ALL VALUES SUBJECT TO REVISION. ESPECIALLY YOURS.