// idiot.ai_simulation_v0.3

SIMIDIOTS

A board meeting run by sentient beach balls. Earnest, professional, and bumbling its way toward the future of simulation AI.

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// 01

A team, not a model.

We don't ship one big brain. We ship a committee of small ones, each slightly wrong in interesting ways, and we let them argue. The result behaves like a real team: messy, wandering, occasionally brilliant.

// 02

Earnestly absurd.

Our agents take themselves very seriously. They prepare slides. They form quorums. They cite each other's hallucinations in footnotes. The comedy is unintentional. The output, surprisingly, is not.

// 03

Simulation as substrate.

Every action is run inside a sandbox first. The idiots try, fail, retry, and only the survivors of that internal debate ever reach production. The world sees confidence. We see the carnage.

Operational Subsystems

Tap a panel to read the full incident report. Each subsystem is technically independent, philosophically codependent.

The Quorum Engine spawns 5 to 11 lightweight agents per request, each conditioned on a different prior. They debate inside a private channel until an absolute majority agrees, or until the timer expires and the loudest one wins. We document both outcomes.

  • agents 5 - 11 per call
  • timeout 1.4s soft, 3.0s hard
  • tiebreak elder agent veto

Bad ideas are not deleted. They are quarantined in a circular buffer that surfaces them later, when context shifts and a previously-wrong answer becomes a usefully-weird answer. This is how we manufacture our reputation for creativity.

  • capacity 4096 entries
  • decay sigmoid, half-life 7d
  • recall contextual cosine match

When an agent is uncertain it does not bluff. It politely defers to a peer, who defers to another peer, until eventually a decision is forced or every participant has invoked the deference protocol, at which point the human is woken up.

  • depth max 3 hops
  • escalation human-in-loop
  • audit full chain logged

Each idiot periodically re-reads its own outputs and rewrites its working memory to match. Confidence inflates over time, like an unattended pool toy. Periodic deflation cycles keep the system honest, or at least ambulatory.

  • cycle 90s inflate, 12s deflate
  • drift bounded by anchor prompts
  • audit cosine vs. seed self
// architecture

How a single thought is committee-approved.

Below: the path of one decision, from request to production. The diagram is hand-drawn on purpose. So is the system it describes.

// fleet

0

simulated idiots currently arguing

// uptime

0

of decisions reached without waking a human

// version

v0.3

earnest, mostly stable, professionally absurd