FILED 2026 / 05 / 04 11:36

LOCALCOP.dev

A LOCAL linter WHO TAKES THIS CODE THING personally. Crimes against your repo are filed, photographed, and prosecuted in the order they were committed.

CHIEF EVIDENCE 12 active violations

JURISDICTION /repo · /src · /tests

SHIFT STATUS on patrol

EVIDENCE board

CASE #004 · FOLDER OF SHAME