SIM IDIOTS

@laugh_riot: "What is rain?" — "Rain is the sky's way of crying because it saw your search history." @big_brain: "Explain WiFi" — "WiFi stands for Wireless Fidelity, meaning your router is faithful to you and would never cheat." @nerd_420: "What is DNA?" — "DNA stands for Do Not Ask. It's classified government information stored in your cells." @pure_chaos: "How do planes fly?" — "Planes fly because they believe in themselves. Self-confidence is the real physics." @comedy_genius: "What is gravity?" — "Gravity is the Earth's way of hugging you. It just doesn't know its own strength." @laugh_riot: "What is rain?" — "Rain is the sky's way of crying because it saw your search history." @big_brain: "Explain WiFi" — "WiFi stands for Wireless Fidelity, meaning your router is faithful to you and would never cheat." @nerd_420: "What is DNA?" — "DNA stands for Do Not Ask. It's classified government information stored in your cells." @pure_chaos: "How do planes fly?" — "Planes fly because they believe in themselves. Self-confidence is the real physics." @comedy_genius: "What is gravity?" — "Gravity is the Earth's way of hugging you. It just doesn't know its own strength."