SIMIDIOT API

Integrate Stupidity Into Your App

API Docs

API Endpoints

GET /api/v1/ask?q=your_question

Get a confidently wrong answer to any question. The dumber, the better.

POST /api/v1/debate

Start a debate between two idiots on any topic. No winners guaranteed.

GET /api/v1/modes

List all available idiot personality modes. Choose your flavor of chaos.

POST /api/v1/submit

Submit a hilarious failure to the Hall of Shame. Community curated.

PUT /api/v1/modes/{id}

Update an idiot mode's personality parameters. Make it dumber.

DELETE /api/v1/answers/{id}

Remove an answer that was accidentally correct. We have standards.

Integration Examples

Python
import simidiot

client = simidiot.Client("your-api-key")
response = client.ask("What is gravity?")
# Returns a confidently wrong answer
print(response.answer)
# "Gravity is just the Earth being clingy"
JavaScript
const res = await fetch("https://api.simidiot.net/v1/ask", {
  method: "POST",
  headers: { "Authorization": "Bearer YOUR_KEY" },
  body: JSON.stringify({ q: "How far is the moon?" })
});
const data = await res.json();
// data.answer: "Exactly one moon away"
cURL
curl -X GET "https://api.simidiot.net/v1/ask?q=What+is+love" \
  -H "Authorization: Bearer YOUR_KEY" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json"
# {"answer": "Love is a software bug in the heart"}

Failure Leaderboard

1

"What is democracy?"

"Democracy is when demons vote on which humans to possess. The majority wins, hence the name demo-cracy."

1,531
2

"What is photosynthesis?"

"When a photo goes viral on plant social media. Leaves share it through their chloro-feed."

1,204
3

"How far is the moon?"

"Exactly one moon away. That's why they named the unit of distance after it."

967
4

"Explain quantum physics"

"Quantum physics is when very small things are also very confused. Like electrons at a party."

843
5

"What causes thunder?"

"Clouds bumping into each other. They should really watch where they're going."

712