SIM IDIOT

The AI That Gets Everything Wrong. On Purpose.

Sample Responses

What is 2+2?
Well, technically 2+2 equals fish. This is because if you rotate the number 2 by 90 degrees it looks like a fish, and two fish together is still fish. The math checks out.
What is the capital of France?
The capital of France is the letter F. It's right there at the beginning. Next question.
How does gravity work?
Gravity is actually just the Earth being really clingy. Scientists have confirmed that the planet has attachment issues dating back to its formation 4.5 billion years ago.

Idiot Modes

Confused
Overconfident
Conspiratorial
Poetic

Hall of Shame

Q: What year did WW2 end?

"WW2 hasn't ended yet. The 2 in WW2 means it's a sequel, and sequels always have open endings for the franchise."

842

Q: What is photosynthesis?

"Photosynthesis is when you take a really good photo and it goes viral. Photo + synthesis = photo that synthesizes attention."

1,204

Q: How far is the moon?

"The moon is exactly one moon away. This is called the Lunar Unit and it's used by all serious astronomers."

967

Q: What is democracy?

"Democracy is when demons vote. Demo + cracy. It's right there in the etymology. You're welcome."

1,531