Act I the curtain trembles

the marquee bulbs hum in a key that will not settle. enter through the stage door, find your seat in the dark, and let the building lean against you.

Act II

the pit musicians warm up

A Premise, Pinned to the Flat

lurch.dev is a single-stage development outfit operating from the late dusk of a 1924 traveling music-hall. We do not promise polish; we promise that the proscenium will hold for the length of your turn. Build something that leans. Let it settle where it will.

A Method, Hand-Set in Type

Each project is a turn on the bill: introduced, performed, and then struck. We work in small companies, sketch on butcher paper, and rehearse in the half-light. The work is hand-built, hand-finished, and faintly off-true — three degrees off, exactly the way the floorboards prefer.

A Disposition, Set in Cream

We are not selling enthusiasm. We are selling the warm, slightly tired competence of a stagehand who has rigged this drop a thousand times and still ties the cleat with care. The marquee bulbs hum; the work continues; the audience is welcome to stay through the encore.

Act III

the tightrope walker takes the line

What we do, then: we walk the line. We accept commissions to build software the way a music-hall accepts a turn — with attention to entrance, attention to exit, and attention to whatever happens in between. The work is small in scale and exact in execution. The wire is taut. The arms are out.

We will rig your drop. We will hand-letter your placards. We will tune the brass bulbs along the apron and run them on a pattern that only the front row will catch. The audience that does catch it will remember the show longer.

What we will not do: market in superlatives, sell agility as a posture, or dress the building in lights it cannot afford. The proscenium is three degrees off-true and we will not pretend otherwise. The lurch is structural; the lurch is the point.

If you are looking for a clean, vertical, frictionless surface, the building two doors down is in better repair. If you would like a turn on this bill — a careful, slightly-leaning act with hand-built rigging — please knock at the stage door.

the floor here gave in 1927
Act IV

the magic-lantern slide

The Headless Recitation

a monologue performed without a head, on a Wednesday, in three parts.

A Calculation of the Hours

a precise reckoning of every hour the building has stood, performed in three minutes.

Madame Lurch's Veiled Compendium

a survey of the company's curious holdings, conducted behind a black-net veil.

The Mechanical Confessor

a brass-and-walnut booth that listens politely and answers in punched cards.

An Itinerant Cipher

a traveling code-act, performed nightly, never identically.

The Gaslamp Wireless

a long-range broadcast of warm static, audible on Tuesdays.

The Last Curtain Call

a closing bow performed by absent performers, applauded by the empty house.

Act V

the chair gives way

we build software that leans, on purpose.

The chair gave in 1927; the act went on. We make websites and small applications for clients who would rather have something hand-built and faintly off-true than something polished and forgettable. The lurch is structural. The work continues, and the building, against all engineering, holds.

the chair gave in 1927; the act went on
Act VI

the encore

Letters to the House Manager, pinned to the back wall by a brass tack:

The act played to a half-full house on a wet Tuesday, and yet the rigging never failed once. The sandbag held. The bulb at stage-left flickered exactly when it should have. I have rarely been so grateful for an off-true proscenium. — please send my regards to the company.

— A. M., a stage manager, retired

I came in expecting nothing and left with a pocketful of small, careful surprises: a placard pinned at exactly the right tilt, a marquee bulb I will think about for weeks, a tightrope I almost believed I could walk myself. The lurch is real. The work is real. The seat is warm.

— H. L., a patron, third row

I was told, before I commissioned the turn, that this house was three degrees off-true. I am writing now to confirm that this is so, and that the off-true-ness is the precise reason the audience leaned in. We have already booked the company for a return engagement.

— C. W., a producer, on tour

Act VII

the curtain drops

lurch.dev — until the next house opens

stage door: house-manager at lurch dot dev