gabs.report

You arrive at the pool just before the angle of the sun fails. Seven fish are waiting. Each of them, in their own register, has a theory about how much things ought to cost.

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"There must always be too few of the lovely things; otherwise no one would notice that they were lovely."
Pterophyllum scalare, depth 167 cm, observed swimming in tight clockwise pattern. Refused to comment on inflation. Theory of value: scarcity.
"A thing is worth being seen, and the seeing is the worth. Charge accordingly."
Betta splendens, depth 341 cm, unfurled. Conducted entire interview while reflecting himself in a passing bubble. Theory of value: spectacle.
"Wait long enough and the price will be told to you, in a voice you mistook for water."
Symphysodon discus, depth 471 cm, unmoving for the duration of the interview (eleven minutes). Theory of value: patience.
"The thing that costs the most is the thing that has filled all of itself. Be round. Be entirely round."
Carassius auratus var. perlmuttschuppe, depth 568 cm. Encrusted with luminous pearl-bumps. Theory of value: roundness.
"What is a price but a small electric pulse moving through forty-seven of us at once? It catches. It catches."
Paracheirodon axelrodi, depth 663 cm, school of forty-seven counted (probably forty-six; one was a flicker). Theory of value: glow.
"The price changes when you aren't looking. That is the joke. That is the whole joke."
Chromobotia macracanthus, depth 743 cm, refused to face the surveyor for the first three minutes. Theory of value: mischief.
"You cannot quarrel with a fish whose feelers are as long as her body. The price was always negotiable."
Trichopodus leerii, depth 814 cm. Lowered both pelvic feelers in greeting; this is courtesy. Theory of value: whisker-length diplomacy.

filed from the silt

Filed by Reporter Beti, depth 847 cm, ambient pH 7.2, mood: optimistic. The fish were kind. The light held.

with thanks to the lens-flares — Cordelia (60 cm) Maribel (240 cm) Ondine (390 cm) Galadriel-Lite (520 cm) Pomelia (680 cm) Sylvie (820 cm)

— Beti, ichthyologist (provisional)