badge.bar

est. in a damp workshop · vol. ix

small emblems, earned honestly

A cabinet of curiosities for digital badges — scavenged, hoarded, polished, and proudly pinned to a cork wall lit by a single flickering candle.

  • 1,247badges hung
  • 312keepers
  • 88trades this moon

section i · the wall

The Collection

Hung in no particular order, organized by a logic only the keeper fully understands. Hover for a closer look. Click to read its provenance.

  • rare · no. 0001

    Keeper of the First Lamp

    Awarded to whoever lit the wick at the very beginning. Edge worn from being touched too often. Smells faintly of beeswax.

    • verified
    • 2019
    • 1 of 1
  • vintage · no. 0042

    Eye of the Long Hallway

    • 2014
    • 3 known
  • F

    forged in-house

    Furnace Mark IV

  • swapped for a button shaped like a moon

    ledger entry no. 312

  • rare · no. 0117

    Mountain & Lamp

    For finishing a thing in the dark.

  • verified

    The Honest Tick

    • moss
  • vintage

    Compass, Slightly Wrong

  • found in a tin under the lathe

    unattributed · no. ???

  • forged · rare

    Triangle of Patient Effort

    Three sides, three winters. Granted to those who returned to the same small problem until it gave up. The keeper holds the only mold.

    • rust accent
    • 2022
    • 12 minted
  • traded · no. 0903

    The Honest Trade

    A round thing for another round thing.

  • forged

    Diamond, Inelegant

  • signed by the keeper, in pencil

    authenticity · vol. iv

  • no. 0408

    North-of-North

    • 1998
    • unknown
  • verified · traded

    Crossed-Out, Then Done

    For a list completed by the lamplight. The badge bears a faint scratch across the corner: the keeper insists this is part of the design.

    • verified
    • 2024
    • 42 minted
  • rare

    Watcher in Rust

  • found a typo, kept reading

    honorary · the keeper's pick

section ii · the ledger

Recent goings-on

  1. > forgedTriangle of Patient Effort · minted by @orris

  2. > tradedEye of the Long HallwayCompass, Slightly Wrong

  3. > verifiedThe Honest Tick · signed by the keeper

  4. > hungWatcher in Rust · pinned to row 4, hook 12

  5. > foundfound in a tin under the lathe · donor anonymous

  6. > forgedFurnace Mark IV · tempered three times

  7. > tradedThe Honest Trade · round-for-round

  8. > repairedDiamond, Inelegant · corner re-soldered

section iii

The Forge

Bring an idea, a small loyalty, a private joke. The keeper will sketch it onto a 128 by 128 plate and hang it on the wall.

section iv

The Trade Board

A cork board, three pins, four hand-written notes.

  • wanted

    anything circular, anything rusted. will swap one Furnace Mark IV.

    — @orris

  • offered

    a duplicate Compass, Slightly Wrong. seeking moss-tone replacement.

    — @bramble

  • found

    a button shaped like a moon. owner please claim by candle-mark.

    — the keeper

  • free

    three small Honest Ticks, mildly tarnished, still good.

    — @ferno

section v · the colophon

A short manifesto

The site is a corner of a workshop. The corner is well-lit; the workshop is not. Inside the lamplight, badges hang on mismatched hooks, organized by a logic only the keeper fully understands.

“A badge is small on purpose. Anything bigger would be a sign, and signs are loud.”

— the keeper

We hand-draw every emblem at 128 by 128 pixels. We do not use stock art, photography, or three-dimensional renders. We use a single accent color, the color of an oil lamp at midnight. We use ink the color of ink. The page is parchment because parchment is kind to the eyes after dark.

If you would like a badge, the forge is open. If you would like to trade, the cork board has pins for you. If you would only like to read, that is the most goblin thing of all, and you are most welcome.