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@idiot_lord
Lvl 42
CHATBOT posted 2h ago

Chatbot insists Paris is in Texas (with screenshots)

So I asked the AI assistant about visiting Paris, and it confidently told me to fly into Houston. When I corrected it, the bot doubled down and provided fake highway directions from Dallas. Saved the chat log -- pure gold.

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@geo_nerd

I had the same one tell me Tokyo is "near Kentucky." We are doomed.

1h ago
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@map_rogue

Screenshots or it didn't happen -- oh wait you have screenshots. Glorious.

38m ago
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@horsegirl_99
Lvl 27
IMAGE-GEN posted 5h ago

AI generated a horse with 7 legs and a human thumb growing from its mane

Asked for "majestic stallion at sunset." Got cosmic horror. The thumb has a fingernail. I am never sleeping again. Thread for your worst image-gen anatomy crimes below.

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@finger_count

Six fingers is the new five. Seven legs is the new four.

3h ago
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@toilet_titan
Lvl 13
VOICE posted 8h ago

Smart speaker misheard "tell me a roll" and ordered 47 rolls of toilet paper

My wife asked for a joke. The speaker decided we needed bulk hygiene supplies. They arrived in three boxes. The hallway is now a maze of Charmin. Send help (and storage tips).

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@bulk_lord

That's a 5-year supply minimum. Investment-grade fail.

6h ago
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@chef_404
Lvl 8
SEARCH posted 12h ago

Search AI suggested non-toxic glue to keep pizza cheese from sliding

It even cited a fake forum post from 2014. The AI confidently typed "approximately 1/8 cup of Elmer's." We are living in a simulation and the simulation has lost the plot.

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@pixel_pal
Lvl 19
IMAGE-GEN posted 1d ago

"Photo of an empty room" -- AI returns 14 cats and a goose

Prompt: empty room, white walls, nothing in it. Result: a fully populated barn animal council meeting. The goose is wearing tiny glasses. I have so many questions.