live coding
+ lo-fi beats
A maintainer streams a kernel patch while the regulars heckle in chat. BYO keyboard.
PRtonight on tap
/* freshly poured threads */
live coding
issue triage
karaoke
Sing your stalest GitHub issue to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. Loser ships the fix.
404design crit
happy hour
Bring a Figma file and a thick skin. Two-for-one critiques until the keg runs dry.
UIrust vs.
typescript
arm wrestle
A sanctioned bare-knuckle benchmarking match. Borrow checker referees. Optional chaining in the corner.
Winner gets to merge to main on Monday.
anonymous
commit messages
Scrawl your worst git commit -m "wip" on a napkin. We'll read them aloud at last call.
README
poetry slam
Three minute slot. One mic. The first line had better grab us by the shebang.
mdthe regulars
// you'll find them at the corner stool
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PARSER PETE
"every grammar tells a story"
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MARKUP MEG
"semantics over div soup"
$_
SHELL SAM
"piped through five tools by 3am"
/^$/
REGEX RIA
"speaks fluent gibberish"
~/
DOTFILE DEX
"will rewrite your prompt"
open mic, open source
drop your handle, get a stool. we'll text when the keg taps a fresh idea.