we record the songs of plants — and we think they are happy
Adiantum raddianum
A maidenhair fern with the lightest leaflets in the conservatory — they shiver at the slightest draft, and the apparatus reads each shiver as a small bright note. We have been listening for three days. It seems, mostly, to be telling jokes.
- Transpiration rate: nominal, faintly enthusiastic
- Leaf-tilt drift: 6.1° over the morning — restless, in a good way
- Capillary pressure: steady — the fern is well, and not lonely
Monstera deliciosa
A big calm leaf that hums low — 9 Hz, like distant weather. We think it is dreaming about rain.
Nepenthes ventricosa
The pitcher plant's resonance is round and hollow — faintly amused, the operator wrote, then drew a small smile.
on what the conservatory heard last night
After the visitors left, the apparatus kept listening. The ferns went quiet first, then the orchid, then — near 03:00 — a single sustained tone from the resurrection moss, holding for nine minutes. We have no explanation. We have written it down. The moss, in the morning, seemed pleased with itself.
"It is not that the plants are speaking. It is that, given a sensitive enough listener, everything alive turns out to have been humming all along."
— field log, vol. xi, marginalia