section I

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come sit in the conservatory; the ferns are awake and the bunny remembers your usual.

section II · tonight’s census
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section III · herbarium

the seven houseplants

Nephrolepis exaltata

boston fern — a green-cardamom gimlet, sipped by candlelight.

Monstera deliciosa

swiss-cheese plant — a smoked-pineapple daiquiri with split bay leaf.

Ficus lyrata

fiddle-leaf fig — a mezcal old-fashioned, fig-leaf bitters, no garnish.

Calathea ornata

pinstripe calathea — a violette-and-rose spritz, served in a coupe.

Philodendron hederaceum

heart-leaf philodendron — a moss-and-honey highball, served warm in winter.

Peperomia obtusifolia

baby rubberplant — a chamomile-gin sour, three drops of saline.

Hosta sieboldiana

blue-leaf hosta — a juniper-and-cucumber martini with a single sage leaf.

section IV · tonight

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22:00 — 03:00 · nightly