SIMIDIOT TRAINING SUITE v0.3b 

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                UPTIME: 9,497 days
                SYS: BOOTING...
            

        


        
        

            

                MODULE 1: PATTERN RECOGNITION
                

                    
                    
                    
                

            

            

                

                    

                        
PATTERN ANALYSIS

                        

                            
                            
→

                            

                                
ANALYSIS COMPLETE:

                                
This is definitely a circle.

                                
Confidence: 99.2%

                            

                        

                        

                            
TRAINING PROGRESS

                            

                                

                                200% COMPLETE
                            

                            

                                

                                -43% REMAINING
                            

                            

                                

                                147% ACCURACY
                            

                        

                    

                    

                        

                            
                            

                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                            

                            ?
                            ?
                            ?
                        

                        
[ STATE: CONFUSED ]

                    

                

            

            

                PATTERNS RECOGNIZED: all of them, incorrectly
                NEURONS: 12 of 12 (all confused)
            

        


        
        

            

                MODULE 2: LANGUAGE PROCESSING
                

                    
                    
                    
                

            

            

                

                    

                        
SENTENCE GENERATION

                        
PROMPT: "Describe a Tuesday."

                        

                            

                                The purple calendar
                                remembers when it was a
                                Tuesday, but only on
                                Sundays that smell like
                                copper and the slow
                                arithmetic of forgotten
                                teachers.
                            

                        

                        

                            

                                [OK]
                                GRAMMAR CHECK
                            

                            

                                [??]
                                MEANING CHECK
                            

                            

                                [OK]
                                CONFIDENCE
                            

                        

                        
// MEANING CHECK not available in this version //

                    

                    

                        

                            

                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                            

                            *
                            +
                            *
                        

                        
[ STATE: TRIUMPHANT ]

                    

                

            

            

                SENTENCES GENERATED: 1 (proudly)
                MEMORY: 640K ought to be enough
            

        


        
        

            

                MODULE 5: FINAL ASSESSMENT    [ MODULES 3-4: CORRUPTED ]
                

                    
                    
                    
                

            

            

                

                    

                        

                        

                        

                        

                        
~ OFFICIAL DOCUMENT ~

                        
CERTIFICATE
OF COMPLETION*

                        
awarded to

                        
SIMIDIOT

                        
for successfully completing

                        
0 of 12 training modules

                        
*completion defined as "attempted"

                        

                            APPROVED
BY SELF
                        

                    

                    

                        

                            

                                

                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                    
                                

                            

                            
[ STATE: TRIUMPHANT (still wrong) ]

                        

                        

                            
                            
UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1998

                        

                        

                            
> MODULE 1: ATTEMPTED

                            
> MODULE 2: ATTEMPTED

                            
> MODULE 3: [CORRUPTED]

                            
> MODULE 4: [CORRUPTED]

                            
> MODULE 5: ATTEMPTED

                            
> FINAL SCORE: PROUD

                        

                    

                

                
            

            

                GRADUATION CEREMONY: in progress (since 1998)
                SCORE: 0/12 (proud)
            

        


        
        

            

                

                    

                    
TRAINING.DAT

                

                

                    

                    
README.TXT

                

                

                    

                    
RESULTS.LOG

                

                

                    

                    
ERRORS (9497)

                

            


            

                
YOU ARE VISITOR #

                
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SINCE MARCH 14, 1998

            


            

                

                    
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