your guide to everywhere that isn't here.
MARS
The red planet awaits! Home to dust storms the size of continents and canyons that make Earth's Grand Canyon look like a parking lot groove. Perfect for extreme athletes and geologists with a sense of humor. Bring SPF 9000.
EUROPA
Frozen ice moon with a secret ocean beneath! Theoretically teeming with microscopic life forms and possibly some very confused fish. Wetsuit recommended. Bring your best underwater rave playlist.
KEPLER-452B
Earth's ultra-distant cousin, 1,200 light-years away! Might have actual habitable zones and everything. Eternal golden-hour lighting guaranteed. Book now, arrive in 48 million years!
PROXIMA CENTAURI
The closest star to our sun, just 4.24 light-years away! Home to Proxima Centauri b, which might be habitable or might be a scorched hellscape. Either way, it's the best we've got in the neighborhood. Pack a telescope and low expectations.
MISSION PATCHES
MARS
EUROPA
KEPLER
PROXIMA
ROCKET
BEACON
NOVA
ORBIT