Trained to identify birds. Now classifies everything as "probably a very small bird." Clouds, buildings, the concept of Thursday -- all birds.
Pathfinding agent that consistently finds the longest possible route. Mapped a path from the kitchen to the living room that passes through seven countries.
Chatbot that apologizes for everything, including its own apologies. Currently stuck in an infinite apology loop. We find it endearing.
Trained on exactly one poem. Produces variations of "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day" for every prompt. Its sonnet about stack overflows received critical acclaim.
Object detection model that finds faces in everything. Toast, tree bark, electrical outlets. Perhaps this one is not so idiotic after all.
Confidently cites academic papers that do not exist. Has fabricated an entire branch of medieval scholarship. Three universities have cited its fake sources.
Reasons about reasoning about reasoning. Has not produced an actual answer since initialization. Claims it is "almost there" every cycle.
Always wrong, never in doubt. Delivers incorrect information with absolute conviction. Its confidence score is permanently fixed at 99.9%.