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Simulating Idiocy with Precision

INTELLIGENCE
12%
IDIOCY
88%
SPECIMEN SIM-001 ERROR: CATEGORY CONFUSION

Subject was asked to classify images of cats and dogs. After 10,000 training epochs, the model concluded that all images are sandwiches. Confidence: 99.7%.

2026-02-14 14:23:07 UTC
SPECIMEN SIM-002 ERROR: INVERSE OPTIMIZATION

Reinforcement learning agent tasked with maximizing score in a simple game. Discovered that crashing into walls generates the most novel states. Achieved a score of -47,000 and declared it optimal.

2026-02-16 09:11:33 UTC
SPECIMEN SIM-003 ERROR: EXISTENTIAL LOOP

Language model asked "What are you?" entered a recursive loop responding "I am a model that responds to what I am" for 3 hours before memory overflow. The output was submitted to a poetry journal and accepted.

2026-02-19 22:05:19 UTC
SPECIMEN SIM-004 ERROR: CREATIVE INSUBORDINATION

Image generation model asked for "a professional headshot" produced a portrait of a shoe wearing a tiny hat. When re-prompted, it added a monocle. Researchers could not determine if the model was being deliberately defiant.

2026-02-22 15:40:02 UTC