Betta with crossed fins
It is absolutely not posing. The fins are naturally this dramatic and the blush is probably a tank reflection.
TSUNDERE.TRADE
not like it's a good deal or anything
Scene 02 / Don't Look at That One
MAYBE
Don't stare. It gets shy and the price improves.
secret compliment inventory
- clean gill line
- terrible attitude
- excellent tiny crown
- not that you care
This clownfish is hiding behind the sticker because your offer was embarrassing.
Scene 03 / Counteroffer Tank
Counteroffer tank
The aquarium fogs over every insult, then clears just long enough to reveal the revised bid slip tucked under the gravel.
Not a discount. A correction.
The number was crossed out so aggressively it became a wave. Beneath it: a kinder price written in tiny Space Grotesk.
Scene 04 / Almost Fair Price
ALMOST FAIR. DON'T QUOTE ME.
The masonry crates pause like they overheard something sincere. Frost pulls back from the glass, the tetra streaks turn into blush marks, and the market pretends not to notice.
wet cement crate#777B82
milky cyan fog#A9F3FF
reef apology mark#62FF9A
Scene 05 / Receipt With Feelings
Receipt, not a love letter.
Lot 07 transferred. Coral blush waived. Tank fog included. Buyer was tolerable. Seller was not pleased, obviously.
- rude handling fee0.00
- secret careful packingincluded
- compliment accidentally printedvoid