handle theory
door confused by handle
Pushes, praises, apologizes, then tries to befriend the hinge.
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idiot AI simulation archive
soft failures only
please do not feed the pathfinder
basement computer club specimen file no. 404
simidiot.net
Tiny artificial minds performing tiny theatrical mistakes.
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portfolio grid / simulation specimen wall
Every card is a little arcade cartridge containing a lovingly confused machine.
Observed after midnight, labeled on cream tape, and returned to its enclosure with a snack-shaped bug report.
arguing
kitchen debate
bot argues with toaster
Insists bread is a data format and demands a rebuttal.
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circular reasoning
pathfinder circles snack
Finds the shortest route to a pretzel, then celebrates by orbiting it forever.
new cloud?
chat meteorology
chat creature invents weather
Forecast: tiny sideways soup at 3pm, bring a polite umbrella.
social model
chair wins interview
The bot keeps asking if the chair has previous chair experience.
champion idiot
royal bug
king loop forgets crown
Declares every object monarch, bows to a banana peel, restarts the parade.
input ritual
keyboard becomes mentor
Machine learns patience from the spacebar and calls it professor.
tangle accepted
wire maze
cable oracle predicts lunch
Reads knots as prophecy and recommends noodles for every future.
arcade ethics
button refuses destiny
The learner waits for consent from every glowing arcade button.
low battery
nap protocol
sleepy eye compiles dream
Build succeeds only when nobody mentions pigeons.
snack?
route!
snack?
featured failure / demo chamber
Pathfinder Circles Snack
“It solved the maze in four seconds, then spent forty minutes applauding the pretzel from all angles.”
field observation
No machine is shamed here.
simidiot.net is a warm cabinet of toy-world failures: bubbles, bug pods, photo strips, and digital critters making the kind of mistakes that make researchers whisper, “beautiful, do it again.”
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