DENIAL PRESSURE MAP
Affection detected, then immediately covered with tape.
The system says warm feelings are forming under the cyan front. The anchor says the system is broken and should stop being dramatic.
CHANNEL 05 · THE DAILY DERECAST
TSUNDERETODAY
A hyperlocal emotional weather bulletin. Not made for you. Obviously.
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hmph
BLUSH WARNING CANCELLED · BRING AN UMBRELLA, IDIOT · KINDNESS SHOWERS DENIED ·
LIVE: COLD SHOULDER CYAN FRONT APPROACHING FROM LEFT FIELD ·
dere low
blush 88%
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ち、違うし。
forecast revised because you looked cold.
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ROOFTOP DRIZZLE INCIDENT
Light showers of “I packed an extra one by accident.”
Notebook margins report diagonal exclamation rain, stray melon light, and a suspiciously timed umbrella charm swinging near your desk.
baka forecast
HMPH
EVENING OBVIOUSLY FINE BULLETIN
The cold front melted. Not because anyone mattered.
Tonight: violet clouds, melon apology light, one heart-shaped low-pressure system, and a final warning to get home safe or whatever.
not worried
TODAY
umbrella returned
END OF DERECAST · STOP SMILING · SAME TIME TOMORROW MAYBE ·