BAD
PLAN
PLAN
wrong sign
simidiots.com
Thirty agents detected. One welcome ceremony found. Ceremony assembled in front of the supply closet.
WELCOME CEREMONY →
actual ceremony elsewhere
actual ceremony elsewhere
The Consensus Funnel
All votes say MAYBE. Funnel accepts only certainty. The agents form a subcommittee to rotate the funnel.
MAYBEMAYBEMAYBE
MAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBEMAYBE
LOG 01: simulation readouts confirm consensus achieved on postponing consensus.
Door Marked Pull / Everyone Pushes
Every arrow points to the locked door. Crowd follows a snack icon through the emergency exit to the snack table.
→→→↯→
PULLpushed 247 times
EXIT
to sandwiches
to sandwiches
Recursive Help Desk
The help desk sign faces backward. Agents queue on both sides to ask where the queue begins.
? KSED PLEH
take a number404
?!!...?
agent_00? referred agent_00? to agent_00?
Emergency Meeting About Sandwiches
Alarm bulbs blink tomato. Meeting minutes contain a diagram of bread and one brave pickle objection.
TOP BREADcommittee blue fillingpickle objectionBOTTOM BREAD?
DUCK
SUPERVISOR
SUPERVISOR
SIMULATION PAUSED FOR ARGUING
The Victory Lap Before Understanding
Confetti deployed before loading finished. The crowd celebrates the discovery of a button labeled “do not ritualize.”
GROUP DECISION PENDING
approved by nobody · reset scheduled immediately