Noise complaint at port 5173
Dev server flickers, neighbors report hot reload sirens after midnight.
TAGGED: stale socketGET /api/patrol 500
warning: unused witness import
noise complaint at port 5173
route neighbor reports 404
dependency loitering near lockfile
console says: undefined alibi
Dev server flickers, neighbors report hot reload sirens after midnight.
TAGGED: stale socket.env.example and runtime statement disagree under questioning.
TAGGED: config mismatchACETATE A / QUIET
routes/home.tsx ........ clear
localhost:3000 ...... steady
tests/patrol.spec ... passing
ACETATE B / WEIRD
routes/home.tsx ........ 404
localhost:3000 ...... flicker
tests/patrol.spec ... flaky porch light
- const route = "/home" + const route = "/hme"
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