coin-operated appraisal carnival

gabs.games

¢
WORTH?
NO REFUNDS

too expensive? depends who remembers it.

START BID one haunted quarter
RECEIPT RIVER 0001 insert memory / receive argument value changes when watched

02

Coin Slot Origin

A token drops through the counter and insists it once bought three afternoons, a soda, and a secret level no one can find anymore.

G
¢
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PRICE keeps rolling

Sticker Shock Alley

Every sticker peels up with another sticker underneath. The scratched cartridge blushes when the red slash crosses out its first guess.

MOON PAWN III
$120$12?

appraiser note: the residue is worth more than the label.

ASK

Trade-In Oracle

The barcode hums a prophecy: trade the cartridge, keep the story, haggle with the light leaking from the slot.

VALUEsentimental +2
COSTone tiny regret
trade-in oracle says: not cash, not credit, a playable maybe
miscounted nostalgia by 400%

05

Cost Goblin Workshop

Little goblin accountants hammer prices into crooked tokens, then add snack tax, sibling tax, and the tax for still hearing the menu music.

cost boss
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Auction Bell Arena

Controller paddles pop up from the felt. Nobody bids money. They bid rumors, save files, and the exact smell of a rental case.

+5¢ SAVE WOW

07

Final Worth Screen

The machine refuses one price. Drag the worth meter until the counter squeaks; the answer is always part cost, part value, part goblin lie.

COSTVALUEPRICELESS?
WORTH: 64% WEIRD
PLAYABLE MAYBE
gabs.games / value quest complete / do not fold during boss battle