001 / INVENTORY OF ERROR / coordinates 18W-00N

SIMIDIOT

Yes, this is stupid. That is why the mechanism keeps moving.

ERR / SELF FILED
002 / SHELF OF BAD IDEAS

BAD IDEAS
KEPT FLAT

BAD IDEA KEPT

A clean box for a dirty refusal.

NO HERO

The manual refuses to smile for the brochure.

USELESS / USEFUL

Failure filed alphabetically beside intent.

003 / QUIET MALFUNCTION

WARN 03: ORDER DETECTED / PURPOSE UNCONFIRMED

THE SYSTEM IS CALM BECAUSE IT HAS NOT UNDERSTOOD THE INSULT.

004 / THE USEFUL FAILURE

USELESS / USEFUL

FAILURE BECOMES A TOOL WHEN IT STOPS ASKING PERMISSION.

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