One cloud to rule them all — the singular pole that shouldn't exist.
Same dashboards. Same outages. Same excuses. Zero personality.
A singular force. No redundancy needed when you're impossible by definition.
One pole, infinite reach. Physics says no. We say watch us.
Can't have redundancy failures if you only have one pole.
Packets travel through dimensions your ISP can't even spell.
The monopole doesn't wait. Neither should you.