A command-line tool that reminds you of your mortality between deployments. Built with Rust, because suffering should at least be type-safe.
A reactive framework for building interfaces that accurately reflect the developer experience. No virtual DOM — just real disappointment.
I write software. Sometimes it works. When it does, I feel a brief moment of joy mild reduction in anxiety that I have mistaken for accomplishment.
The best code I ever wrote was a function I deleted. It did nothing, beautifully. Its absence improved performance by 12% an amount I cannot verify because I also deleted the benchmarks.
Every project begins with optimism and ends with a README that says "contributions welcome" — the developer's white flag.
An archive of abandoned side projects, preserved in amber. Each entry includes a post-mortem written in the second person, so you can feel personally responsible.
Types are a conversation with your future self who has forgotten everything.
The best documentation is the code you didn't need to write wrote at 3am and can no longer understand.
Every abstraction is a bet that the future will resemble the past. Most bets lose.
built with love resignation and vanilla everything. no frameworks were harmed.