WELCOME TO THE

DIPLOMATIC
BAR

WHERE EVERY DRINK COMES WITH
A SIDE OF CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE
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THE DOSSIER

01

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

Every patron enters with full diplomatic protections. What happens at the bar stays classified. Our establishment operates under extraterritorial jurisdiction.

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02

NEUTRAL GROUND

The bar serves as a demilitarized zone between competing interests. Negotiations happen over cocktails. Treaties are signed on napkins.

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03

INTELLIGENCE EXCHANGE

Information is the currency. Every conversation is a transaction. The bartender knows everything and tells nothing.

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HOUSE PROTOCOLS

I

NO RECORDING DEVICES

All electronic surveillance equipment must be checked at the door. Our Faraday cage ensures complete operational security.

II

COVER IDENTITIES RESPECTED

Whatever name you give is the name we use. No background checks. No facial recognition.

III

DISPUTES SETTLED BY COCKTAIL

All territorial disagreements are resolved through competitive cocktail consumption. The bartender ruling is final.

IV

TIPPING IS MANDATORY

Failure to tip adequately results in immediate revocation of diplomatic privileges and possible extradition.

V

LAST CALL IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

Even the most powerful delegates cannot extend service hours. The bar closes when the bar closes.

INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING

UNCLASSIFIED

LOCATION

Coordinates redacted. Follow the neon. Look for the door without a sign. If you can find us, you are cleared to enter.

48 51 N 2 21 E [REDACTED]
CONFIDENTIAL

HOURS OF OPERATION

2200 to 0400 hrs. Seven days. No holidays recognized. Diplomacy does not take weekends off.

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RESERVATIONS

No phone. No email. No app. Know someone who knows someone. Or show up and hope for the best.

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