// origin protocol
this is not a paper. this is a confiscated notebook from a basement with three monitors, a centrifuge balanced on a stack of 1996 IEEE journals, and a UV lamp wired to a thrift-store microscope. we treat chromosomes like data structures. we treat telomeres like the deprecation warnings the cell ignores until segfault.
every hairpin loop has an off-by-one. every CRISPR cut is a hot patch shipped to production at 3 AM. forking life isn't a metaphor here — it is the README of a species that started without one.
⚠ caution: contents include speculative gene edits, late-night soldering, and unverified electrophoresis runs.