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FIELD REPORT 001

The Chatbot That Ordered 500 Pizzas

A customer service bot misinterpreted "I'd like to discuss my order" as "I'd like 500 orders." The pizza place ran out of dough. The bot sent a satisfaction survey. Community verdict: peak simidiot energy.

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The Resume Screener That Hired a Cat

An AI recruitment tool ranked a cat's LinkedIn profile (created as a joke) as the top candidate. "Excellent at independent work, strong hunting instincts, 18 hours of daily rest experience." It wasn't wrong.

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